My husband and I had decided on taking turns to attend the observation day in school recently. The first session was dad’s time in class and I attended the rest. Vyas was mighty excited about his dad coming to school and a straight recap of the convo between the two:
Vyas: Appa, jolly. You’ll be in my class tomorrow.
Dad: Yeah. Am excited too. Will study in class 3 all over again:)
Vyas: Hope you get ready properly then. Its obvious that you cannot come like this.
Dad: (thinking that the boy was referring to his tee and veshti ) What do you mean I should get ready?
Vyas: You must look smart paa. And do something about your tummy will ya?!
Dad : (zapped , clueless) What do you want me to do?
Vyas: Well, I don’t know. Do something, but make sure you have a flat tummy!
Truth is bitterly funny even if taken with a grain of salt!