I once promised to post few from the book Vyas got, and forgot all about it!
Disclaimer(?):The mommy and sonny can be this disgusting. You are warned.
Here are the ones I… well.. liked.
Nickie’s Knickers
Nickie’s knickers are fantastic:
sparkly, silky, scarlet plastic-
perfect for her acts gymnastic
but for the absence of elastic.
Kate Williams
Grandad’s Pants
Grandad’s pants billow on the washing line
Like the enormous sails of an old ship
Ready to voyage to a distant land-
Maybe they’ll sail to the West Undies.
Coral Rumble
Vyas’s favs:
Babies Don’t Care
What’s your baby brother doing?
Why’s he gone all red?
Why’s he screwing up his face
And shaking his bald head?
Why’s he wriggling like that-
All squirmy in his seat?
And why’s he stretching out his legs
From his hips down to his feet?
Oh, he looks OK now
He’s grinning. Seems quite happy.
Happy? He’s ecstatic..
He’s just filled up his nappy.
Jan Dean
(Sonny has reasons to like this!)
Wonder Wax
Earwax is so wonderful,
Smooth and toffee gold,
Roll it in your fingers
Then leave it to grow cold
Collect it from your neighbours,
Press it into tins,
Label it organic
Then feed it to the twins.
Use it on the furniture,
Polish your new sandals,
Start a new designer craze,
Give earwax Christmas candles.
Daphne Kitching
Publisher: http://www.scholasticindia.com
Publishers, authors- Let me know if I’ve violated any copyrights.
Save the best for last eh?? earwax..eh?? why did you leave out a poem on nose blobby?
only because you asked for it.
mommy screams – dont pick your nose
she thinks its nasty
but does she not know
that mucous is tasty
LR, you asked for it!
Karthik, that’s a nice one!
The ones in the Wind section are even more interesting, but parents might unsubscribe from this site:)
Wah wah!! What a poem!! This blog post is now complete!!
Eeks! Feed it to the twins – really! šÆ
OOOOOOHHHHHH…..too much to imagine such things…
Yuckk… truly disgusting… am happy at least the feed part is above using it on furniture and sandals…..
aiyooo!!! my imagination is running away with me now.. Eeeks !!
eeewwww to the earwax one..
and LOL to the rest…
ROFL – west undies!!!
@All: Truly disgusting, no?!! But kids find it very amusing!
Yuk… But the writers must be really daring, and thinking out of the box to create such rhymes..