Episode 1:
Vyas and his cousins were watching an IPL match and refused to budge from the place. It was well past their usual bedtime.
Me: Vyas, its time. You can catch the highlights tomorrow morning.
Vyas: Ammaaaaa! Holidays you know! We want to watch it live.
Me: (after a little while): Vyas, go hit the bed! Its time!
Vyas: OK.
(disappears into the bedroom and comes back in less than 40 seconds)
Vyas: I did.
Me: What?!!
Vyas: I hit the bed. Twice.
Appa is literally ROTFL-ing! J.O.K.E it seems!
Episode 2:
The school has handed out a few sheets of holiday homework… no boring stuff .. It has a crossword, some puzzles and English, Hindi brush-up.. Vyas and his cousin Keshav (they are just two months apart )have been extra noisy this holidays. Keshav has relocated to Chennai from Saudi this year. To shut them up, I reminded about the holiday homework and promised to make another copy of the sheets for Keshu too so he can brush up before the school re-opens.
The two exchanged meaningful glances and,
Vyas: Ok da Keshu. Come, let us write. Don’t forget to pick up a brush da.
Keshu: What are you saying da?
Vyas: Amma says, we need to brush up.. you get it?
This time Keshu does ROTFL-ing, a little jig, and they both tap, clap and boo me!
More ruckus with the little BEE joining in! BRATS!